Bane of Blobs

Me: "This morning I'm going to be productive. I'm going to work on actual things I need to do as a grownup."

My Brain: "Not gonna happen".

Me: "So, should I work on Elsewhere ?"

My Brain: "Na."

Me: "So what should I do?"

My Brain: "You can make a single-page rpg."

Me: "You know, making a single page rpg is hard and will take a lot of time." 

My Brain: "Here, it's done."